Pluspunten
If you're reading this, it's because you're interested in being this company's next big tax credit! Congrats! But please, leave your fresh sense of enthusiasm at the door. Morale is at the lowest that it's ever been, and they'd like to keep it that way. At this fine institution, you'll be supervised by a no non-sense, narcissist. He will be delighted in sharing with you all that he knows, but really only cares to talk about his 3d printing. Oh, the recently developed issue in your work, yeah, you did that. No possible way this guy could have. He 3d prints! Oh yeah, don't forget to log off when you walk away, or else he'll personally write you up. Because, you're a tax credit. Not a human. You may think, "hey, this is awful." and you're incredibly wrong. You deserve that write up, tax credit. But, soon you'll run a long looking for someone to report such incredulous acts, like the department overseer. Well, good luck. When he got promoted, he was stripped of all the privileges that one should have with that title. His job now is to play hide-n-seek. It's a lot of fun. Why one time, we played for 2 months straight! HR even got in on it. We all laughed. He's still hiding. When you get back to your logged off computer from this marvelous one-sided game, don't forget to report to your other supervisor, you have six i believe, what you have been doing. Tax cred or not, micro managing is of their utmost importance, and they must always know what you were doing. I know what you're thinking, and you'd really like to go home. Well, Tax Credit, you are! With their newly installed barn doors, you're sure to feel right at home! With a company that's done all the wrong things in the right way, you're probably telling yourself this is just some propaganda to get you intrigued. To trick you into applying here so you can find out for yourself what a company with a rule for everything is really like. It's pretty elaborate. I've almost convinced myself to go back. Truth is, Tax Credit, they'll never have that movie you're dying to work on. They barely have A movie to work on. You're going to be micro managed from the moment you step foot in that facility. They don't know how to run a successful business because success isn't in their vocabulary. Yeah, true, some tax credits love working there. It's easy to deny the reality of the situation you're in when everyone around you is to. When you meet HR, she'll come off a little sweaty, unnerving, but with a kind smile. Look for a rubiks cube, it should be in the middle of the floor in her office that has a sliding door! what a cool door. She spends most of her time staring at the cube. Because, myth has it, if it ever gets solved, the world will end. She's truly a hero. She also has no time for you, or her job. Which she's great at! When you decide to quit, don't forget to grab that enthusiasm you left at the door. Because the world is so much better out there. There are studios that really do work on Big budgeted films, who have minimals rules, and treat you more than a tax credit. You'll go places, but only after you escape the barnyard!
Minpunten
Only 3 choices of coffee. What are we, farm animals? There is water. For that, we give thanks.